Joe had a unique take on his 2021 NFL Mock Draft. Upon further review, I would like to point out that while Joe had fun with a lot of the picks here, he got five exactly right. Mel Kiper got six right. So, Joe effing around is as accurate as Mel Kiper, as I think Joe could have called the Jags pick.

Top 10

  • JAX1.Kyle Pitts TE Florida The Jaguars just signed CJ Beathard, so it would be an absolute joke for them to take a backup here.
  • NYJ2.Zach Wilson QB BYU The Jets are all in on Wilson.
  • SF3.Trey Lance QB North Dakota State His name is Trey, so of course he’ll be the third pick.
  • ATL4.Justin Fields QB Ohio State Hometown boy makes good.
  • CIN5.Ja’Marr Chase WR LSU Reuniting the best duo since the Rock n’ Sock Connection.
  • MIA6.Jaylen Waddle WR Alabama Dolphins are kind of like penguins, sea animals that like to waddle.
  • DET7.Alaric Jackson OT Iowa An upgrade on the offensive line.
  • CAR8.Penei Sewell OT Oregon The Panthers want athleticism, and Sewell brings it.
  • DEN9.Jamie Newman QB Georgia They get him confused with Justin Fields as a guy that should have started for Georgia.
  • DAL10.Chauncey Golston EDGE Iowa Big time edge help for the Cowboys.

Picks 11-20

  • NYG11.DeVonta Smith WR Alabama Giants love stats…nerds.
  • PHI12.Patrick Surtain II CB Alabama I’m Surtain this is a good pick.
  • LAC13.Rashawn Slater OT Northwestern I’ve run out of things to say.
  • MIN14.Mekhi Sargent RB Iowa Cook takes #4, so it’s time to get a back with a running back number.
  • NE15.Nick Niemann LB Iowa Great genetics with a brother in the NFL.
  • ARI16.Jaycee Horn CB South Carolina Oh, me so Horny!
  • LV17.Micah Parsons LB Penn State Athletic specimen, some things never change.
  • MIA18.Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB Notre Dame He’s a total JOK.
  • WAS19.Christian Darrisaw OT Virginia Tech I love linemen but they are boring.
  • CHI20.Trevor Lawrence QB Clemson I know a lot of people don’t have him going here, but I think he’s a first round talent.

Picks 21-32

  • IND21.Alijah Vera-Tucker OG USC AVT, not as cool as an ATV.
  • TEN22.Kwity Paye EDGE Michigan Kwity Paye, more like Starty Paye-ing me.
  • NYJ23.Travis Etienne RB Clemson The next Le’Veon Bell?
  • PIT24.Najee Harris RB Alabama Steelers need a running back.
  • JAX25.Christian Barmore DT Alabama This is another pick in this draft.
  • CLE26.Caleb Farley CB Virginia Tech And another.
  • BAL27.Ihmir Smith-Marsette WR Iowa Such a steal for the Ravens.
  • NO28.Jamin Davis LB Kentucky This actually might happen.
  • GB29.Ian Book QB Notre Dame You can never have too many quarterbacks.
  • BUF30.Shaun Beyer TE Iowa A good tight end for new QB, Mitchell Trubisky to throw to.
  • BAL31.Daviyon Nixon DT Iowa Great pick.
  • TB32.Drue Chrisman P Ohio State
  • What do you get for the team that has everything?

 

 

-Joe Loncarich